You know how when you start dating someone new, eventually you have that talk about exes? It always happens; you talk about their faults, and what went wrong, and how glad you are to be rid of them. It mostly focuses on the most recent ex. They’re fresh in your memory. You haven’t had the chance to bitch about them yet, and there are so many stories to tell. 

I do this. I think it’s really entertaining. I love to talk shit about my exes. I like remembering all of their awful characteristics and laughing at the fact that I even wasted my time with them. But I mean, it’s never entirely truthful. They weren’t all bad. There were reasons I spent so much time with them. And sometimes I feel bad for all the things I say about them. 

I wonder if they say as many ugly things about me as I say about them. They probably do.